Nibbly-bits' Special Holiday Diet

This diet will help you cope with the stress of the holiday season


Breakfast
1 piece of whole wheat toast - no butter
1 poached egg white
8 oz. grapefruit juice

Lunch
2 tomato slices
4 oz. albacore tuna in spring water on plain romain lettuce
2 unsalted crackers
1 cup herb tea
2 Christmas m&m's - 1 red, 1 green  

Mid-Afternoon snack: 
The rest of the bowl of Christmas m&m's 
2 pieces of dry pumpkin pie leftover from thanksgiving
An entire bag of pistachios (purchased as a gift for your boss which you had already wrapped) 
A half a fruitcake that you found while unpacking ornaments

Dinner: 
1 large bowl of penne pasta with butter and parmesan cheese  
3 tall glasses of eggnog each with two shots of brandy 
1, 6-piece fried chicken dinner complete with mashed potatoes, gravy and biscuits   
12  chocolate covered cherries (also purchased as a gift) 

Late Evening Snack: 
The last piece of fried chicken - eaten over the sink
1 pint of Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia
1 more shot of brandy

Sweet dreams 

Shhhhh.

The holiday iPad post is up!

OCD Christmas Carol Lyrics.

Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,

If you drive me to drink I'll buy the gas!

Hey! It's time for a hot toddy!

Peanut butter & Jelly in Space

Okay I just thought this was funny.

Bread slippers :-)

It's Date Night again!

Cookie pieces contain no calories.

The process of breaking them results in calorie leakage.

Super healthy breakfast!

Peach & Feta!

Ken's Special Stress Diet

This diet is designed to help you cope with the
 stress that builds up during the day.

 Breakfast:
 1/2 grapefruit
 1 slice whole wheat toast
 8 oz. skim milk

 Lunch:
 4 oz. lean broiled chicken breast
 1 cup steamed spinach
 1 cup herb tea
 1 Oreo cookie

 Mid-Afternoon snack:
 The rest of Oreos in the package
 2 pints Rocky Road ice cream, nuts, cherries and whipped cream
 1 jar hot fudge sauce

 Dinner:
 2 loaves garlic bread
 4 beers
 1 large sausage, mushroom, and cheese pizza
 3 Snickers bars

 Late Evening Snack:
 Entire frozen Sara Lee cheesecake (eaten directly from freezer)

A real face for food!!

Lady Gaga's Boot?

Would you eat here?

This cookie was introduced in 1912. R.D. Blackmore, a British novelist, was the author of a popular book, and the cookie was named for the lead character. Name that cookie!

The Lorna Doone shortbread cookie was introduced in 1912. No one, even at Nabisco, is quite sure of exactly how the name was chosen.  All that can be said is that R.D. Blackmore, a British novelist, was the author of a popular book titled 'Lorna Doone,' the lead character, Lorna Doone of course, was of Scottish heritage, and shortbread was considered Scottish. Hence, a shortbread cookie named Lorna Doone.Post your best guess and I'll put the answer up this afternoon!

This Scampi Love

Japanese Doritos anyone?

What did the grape say when he was sat on?

Nothing, he just let out a little whine.

Riddle: What did you eat?

Question: You throw away the outside and cook the inside. Then you eat the outside and throw away the inside.  What did you eat?

Answer: Corn on the cob:  You throw away the skin or sheaf, then cook it, eat the corn, then throw away the cob.

What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?

Pumpkin pi!

Today's iPad post!

I vant to thuck jor blod, bla, bla!

Publish your recipes here!

So this is what happens when you give a chicken bourbon!

Did you know that "stressed" spelled backwards is "desserts".

Holy mackerel!

Here is this week's iPad post! Check it out!

I have a good collection of cook books. This is not so much because I like cooking, but because I like eating.

Fish, to taste right, must swim three times – in water, in butter and in wine.

So corny...

Get your recipes published and seen worldwide!

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Stressed spelled backwards is desserts.

Salmon chanted evening.

Apples? Really? I never knew!

The saying "As American as apple pie" is referred to as the symbol of America. The word "apple" comes from the Old English word "aeppel." there are approximately 10,000 different kinds of varieties of apples grown in the world with more than 7,000 of these varieties grown in the United States. Apples are a member of the rose family of plants and the blossoms are much like wild-rose blossoms.

This week's iPad post!!

Guac!

Twisted Bliss!

Click Here! Yum!!

This is SO corny!

Holy cephalopod Captain Nemo!

Great Balls of Fire!!

It's date night!

This Scampi Love!

Pirate Kabob's!

It's date night!

It's Peachy!

Hello to my friend, follower from France!

This week's iPad post is up!

This week's iPad post went live just minutes ago! So check Nibbly-Bits on your iPad for this and loads of other recipes sent in from all over the world! And don't forget! Nibbly-Bits comes to your iPhone this month!

Labor Day Grilled Corn Salad!

Labor Day Cocktails!

We're stirrin' up a terrific new recipe for a series of lemonade inspired cocktails just in time for labor day! C'mon! Check in later today!

It's a squid, Captain Nemo!

It's Drunken Pirate Kabobs tonight!

Get your recipe published!

Hey we're gettin' recipes from all over the world from Birmingham to Bali!
Send yours in today and see your ideas come to life right here! And on The Nibbly-Bits Website, The Nibbly-Bits Facebook page AND on the fun and FREE Nibbly-Bits iPad and iPhone apps! C'mon! Join the fun! What're waitin' on?!
C'mon! Just click right here!

Labor Day Lemonade Cocktails!

Hey! We're stirrin' up a terrific new recipe for a series of lemonade inspired cocktails just in time for labor day! C'mon! Check in tomorrow!

Guacamole!

Hey look! This fun recipe was sent to me by "Mertz", all the way from sunny California! Got a recipe idea you'de like to see come to life? You'll get full credit here AND on the iPad and iPhone! C-mon! What're you waitin' for? 

Just click here and go to "submit your recipe" at the top!

"After a good dinner one can forgive anybody, even one's own relatives."

Update to the iPad app! No big changes but a chance to rate it again. Please take two seconds and give it another five stars!

"What happens to the holes when all the cheese has been eaten ?"

Sneak peek at this week's iPad post.

Nibbly-Bits is coming to your iPhone in September!

"An idealist is one who, on noticing that a rose smells better than a cabbage, concludes that it will also make better soup."

"Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day."

"Cooking is like love. It should be entered into with abandon or not at all."

Salmon Fennel!

I'm not saying my wife's a bad cook, but she uses a smoke alarm as a timer.

I went to a restaurant that serves 'breakfast at any time'. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.

My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four; unless there are three other people.

We are living in a world today where lemonade is made from artificial flavors and furniture polish is made from real lemons.

It is after you have lost your teeth that you can afford to buy steaks.

Ham & eggs. A days work for a chicken; a lifetime commitment for a pig.

This week's iPad post!

We're going strong with tons of new downloads from the iTunes store every day with fun recipes from new friends coming in from all over the world! Last week we recieved one all the way from Bali!

In September you can look forward to our new iPad navigational system and added support for the iPhone! This has been a great week with some interesting news from Kraft Foods!