Nibbly-bits' Special Holiday Diet

This diet will help you cope with the stress of the holiday season


Breakfast
1 piece of whole wheat toast - no butter
1 poached egg white
8 oz. grapefruit juice

Lunch
2 tomato slices
4 oz. albacore tuna in spring water on plain romain lettuce
2 unsalted crackers
1 cup herb tea
2 Christmas m&m's - 1 red, 1 green  

Mid-Afternoon snack: 
The rest of the bowl of Christmas m&m's 
2 pieces of dry pumpkin pie leftover from thanksgiving
An entire bag of pistachios (purchased as a gift for your boss which you had already wrapped) 
A half a fruitcake that you found while unpacking ornaments

Dinner: 
1 large bowl of penne pasta with butter and parmesan cheese  
3 tall glasses of eggnog each with two shots of brandy 
1, 6-piece fried chicken dinner complete with mashed potatoes, gravy and biscuits   
12  chocolate covered cherries (also purchased as a gift) 

Late Evening Snack: 
The last piece of fried chicken - eaten over the sink
1 pint of Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia
1 more shot of brandy

Sweet dreams 

Shhhhh.

The holiday iPad post is up!

OCD Christmas Carol Lyrics.

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If you drive me to drink I'll buy the gas!

Hey! It's time for a hot toddy!