Peanut butter & Jelly in Space

Okay I just thought this was funny.

Bread slippers :-)

It's Date Night again!

Cookie pieces contain no calories.

The process of breaking them results in calorie leakage.

Super healthy breakfast!

Peach & Feta!

Ken's Special Stress Diet

This diet is designed to help you cope with the
 stress that builds up during the day.

 Breakfast:
 1/2 grapefruit
 1 slice whole wheat toast
 8 oz. skim milk

 Lunch:
 4 oz. lean broiled chicken breast
 1 cup steamed spinach
 1 cup herb tea
 1 Oreo cookie

 Mid-Afternoon snack:
 The rest of Oreos in the package
 2 pints Rocky Road ice cream, nuts, cherries and whipped cream
 1 jar hot fudge sauce

 Dinner:
 2 loaves garlic bread
 4 beers
 1 large sausage, mushroom, and cheese pizza
 3 Snickers bars

 Late Evening Snack:
 Entire frozen Sara Lee cheesecake (eaten directly from freezer)

A real face for food!!

Lady Gaga's Boot?

Would you eat here?

This cookie was introduced in 1912. R.D. Blackmore, a British novelist, was the author of a popular book, and the cookie was named for the lead character. Name that cookie!

The Lorna Doone shortbread cookie was introduced in 1912. No one, even at Nabisco, is quite sure of exactly how the name was chosen.  All that can be said is that R.D. Blackmore, a British novelist, was the author of a popular book titled 'Lorna Doone,' the lead character, Lorna Doone of course, was of Scottish heritage, and shortbread was considered Scottish. Hence, a shortbread cookie named Lorna Doone.Post your best guess and I'll put the answer up this afternoon!

This Scampi Love

Japanese Doritos anyone?

What did the grape say when he was sat on?

Nothing, he just let out a little whine.

Riddle: What did you eat?

Question: You throw away the outside and cook the inside. Then you eat the outside and throw away the inside.  What did you eat?

Answer: Corn on the cob:  You throw away the skin or sheaf, then cook it, eat the corn, then throw away the cob.

What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?

Pumpkin pi!