Nibbly Bits!: 2010

Wednesday, December 15, 2010

Nibbly-bits' Special Holiday Diet

This diet will help you cope with the stress of the holiday season

Breakfast
1 piece of whole wheat toast - no butter
1 poached egg white
8 oz. grapefruit juice

Lunch
2 tomato slices
4 oz. albacore tuna in spring water on plain romain lettuce
2 unsalted crackers
1 cup herb tea
2 Christmas m&m's - 1 red, 1 green

Mid-Afternoon snack:
The rest of the bowl of Christmas m&m's
2 pieces of dry pumpkin pie leftover from thanksgiving
An entire bag of pistachios (purchased as a gift for your boss which you had already wrapped)
A half a fruitcake that you found while unpacking ornaments

Dinner:
1 large bowl of penne pasta with butter and parmesan cheese
3 tall glasses of eggnog each with two shots of brandy
1, 6-piece fried chicken dinner complete with mashed potatoes, gravy and biscuits
12 chocolate covered cherries (also purchased as a gift)

Late Evening Snack:
The last piece of fried chicken - eaten over the sink
1 pint of Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia
1 more shot of brandy

Sweet dreams

Sunday, December 12, 2010

The holiday iPad post is up!

OCD Christmas Carol Lyrics.

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Thursday, November 4, 2010

Ken's Special Stress Diet

This diet is designed to help you cope with the
stress that builds up during the day.

Breakfast:
1/2 grapefruit
1 slice whole wheat toast
8 oz. skim milk

Lunch:
4 oz. lean broiled chicken breast
1 cup steamed spinach
1 cup herb tea
1 Oreo cookie

Mid-Afternoon snack:
The rest of Oreos in the package
2 pints Rocky Road ice cream, nuts, cherries and whipped cream
1 jar hot fudge sauce

Dinner:
2 loaves garlic bread
4 beers
1 large sausage, mushroom, and cheese pizza
3 Snickers bars

Late Evening Snack:
Entire frozen Sara Lee cheesecake (eaten directly from freezer)